18.03.2021 Earlier today, no exact time.
This was not a complaint shit, it fought with me in a legendary battle, which felt like hours although it took minutes. I have pushed hard, but it all amounted to nothing. My ass was full of shit and there was no way out of it other than paper. I take the regular test-wipe to see how dirty it really is. I quickly found out that this was quite possibly the worst shit I've ever taken. After 6 minutes of wiping, I accept defeat, shit-in-ass, and go back to my computer, where I could once again tell strangers about my experience.