This shit happened today, 26.01.2021, at 21:33
I was writing my first blog post here, the one about the pissing which you should definitely read, and it happened that right around this time I felt the urge to shit. I head over to the toilet, lower my pants, and sit. As my dog walks in the room to greet me, the last big piece lands.
Now, this is usually the easy part. I have a history of having my shits get stuck in my ass, so when it's time for me to wipe, I begin to question what I had done to deserve this, as I take half an hour to remove the shit from my asshole.
Now, I could feel the warm shit, resting along my now shaved asshair, so I decide to try and get it to fall out, I recline my back at 85 degrees and start lightly pushing, as I do this the feeling dies down, but I hear no splash. Questioning if this really happened, I begin to wipe, and sure enough, it was clean. This was a miracle to me, a rarity, these kinds of shits rarely happen, and I am happy when they do.
As I raise my pants above my balls, I turn around to face my creation and to admire it. It was horrible, so horrible, it became amazing. The shit looked like it was hit by 9mm subsonic rounds 30 times and then punched 5 times. The texture was horrible. It was a lightly colored shit, quite soft but not diarrhea, still a little watery though. I was happy.