Rat's log log

a log, about my logs

This shit happened at 20:39

It was a rather quick one, came out clean with nothing left in my asscrack. It felt quite big at first, dare I say massive, and for a second I thought I would be posting a photo of it today. Sadly, for all of us, it turned out it was quite small, and I therefore had no reason to take a photo. Cracks were small although not absent, and it was a lighter shade of brown, yet not too light.

This shit should remind you that no matter how small it is, it can still feel massive so long you use it right.

This shit happened at 09:22

A prophecy descended upon me from the heavens during my pensive state on the porcelain bowl — I was fated to a long and arduous journey to thrust out a shit of mythical proportions. The shit barely advanced from my rectum as the clock ticked by, and the task looming ahead of me only appeared to grow more intimidating. For every step I took towards the completion of this colon cleansing, I felt as if the claws of the digestive system pulled me back two more steps.

The big part is gone yet I feel another turd sitting in my anus, the small yet strong sausage could not be pushed for my strength had been weakend by his bigger brother, my anus was weak and it was strong. I begin to lose my hope but suddenly I feel salvation, I could feel the massive nigger hastely charging at his little brother, taking him down along with himself. As this part leaves too, I try to secure the clean departure, instead I have closed my canal too fast, and I was now stuck with shit in my ass once more. I could imagine what is now in the toilet looked like a snake, but this had not kept me distracted from what I now had to do. Wiping was my only way out of this, I check if there is a lot by sweeping the above of my hole with paper, everything seems clear, and I decide to go in. I take it out and notice that my check had failed me, and I have just threw shit all over my anus.

As I throw the last paper on the floor, to avoid obstructing the shit, I take a look. I was saddened, my creation was ruined by dirty water, I could only see that it was big, as every other detail had now been blurred. I was sad and dissappointed

This shit happened at 12:53, 10.02.2021

It was quite long, yet not very thick. The surface was light brown, with 1 major crack along with 2 smaller cracks. This turd also came with a smaller sister, it resembled a thicker worm, being extremely smooth, and having a length equal to 3 times it's thickness (although said thickness was less than a centimeter). The head of this turd however is what really made it stand out to me. The head looked broken, as if someone cut 3 small slits through it and then spread them out, it was quite beautiful. This was the weirdest head I have seen so far on a shit.

This shit happened today at 04.02.2021 01:33

It wasn't a particulary good one, but it was interesting. It went out clean and smooth, buttery, the paper was clean after the first wipe. I stood up to check it, and I felt somewhat proud. The bottom was thick with a crack in the middle, but the top was thin, overall it was short. It looked a lot like a dick with two balls. I liked this shit.

This shit has happened at 03:57, 29.01.2021

Very quickly after sitting down it started to come out and as the first part fell it was hastily followed by the smaller second part, none of which have felt particularly large, so I thought there'll be nothing to write about today, yet after wiping my now-warm asshole, standing up and looking back left me corrected once again. This was not the longest, but still the thickest shit I've ever seen, let alone took. It's grith exceeded what I thought my asshole was capable of, it was twice the size of my thumb, with a smooth, darker surface, containing close to no cracks.

This shit happened today, 26.01.2021, at 21:33

I was writing my first blog post here, the one about the pissing which you should definitely read, and it happened that right around this time I felt the urge to shit. I head over to the toilet, lower my pants, and sit. As my dog walks in the room to greet me, the last big piece lands.

Now, this is usually the easy part. I have a history of having my shits get stuck in my ass, so when it's time for me to wipe, I begin to question what I had done to deserve this, as I take half an hour to remove the shit from my asshole.

Now, I could feel the warm shit, resting along my now shaved asshair, so I decide to try and get it to fall out, I recline my back at 85 degrees and start lightly pushing, as I do this the feeling dies down, but I hear no splash. Questioning if this really happened, I begin to wipe, and sure enough, it was clean. This was a miracle to me, a rarity, these kinds of shits rarely happen, and I am happy when they do.

As I raise my pants above my balls, I turn around to face my creation and to admire it. It was horrible, so horrible, it became amazing. The shit looked like it was hit by 9mm subsonic rounds 30 times and then punched 5 times. The texture was horrible. It was a lightly colored shit, quite soft but not diarrhea, still a little watery though. I was happy.

Today I will write about a shit I took a couple days ago.

I was on the toilet and my dick was pointing at my underwear, I could feel that this was a mistake, but I have not done anything about it, a decision I would start to regret as soon as I'd feel the urge to piss. Scared of what the outcome of the situation might be, I begin to quickly think of a solution. I decided to squeeze my schlong between my legs, but as this started to hurt, I stopped, and this is when I realized I unleashed a bomb.

As soon as I did this, piss quickly filled my underwear in a matter of miliseconds, it was something that I did not think I would ever see, let alone experience, quickly following up this, it started going through my pants too, ultimately landing on the floor.