This shit has happened at 03:57, 29.01.2021

Very quickly after sitting down it started to come out and as the first part fell it was hastily followed by the smaller second part, none of which have felt particularly large, so I thought there'll be nothing to write about today, yet after wiping my now-warm asshole, standing up and looking back left me corrected once again. This was not the longest, but still the thickest shit I've ever seen, let alone took. It's grith exceeded what I thought my asshole was capable of, it was twice the size of my thumb, with a smooth, darker surface, containing close to no cracks.