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Here are all the animus i have watched this season. Like the last time, from worst to best.

• The Girl I Like Forgot Her Glasses: The artstyle was good and the cgi shots were interesting, but the whole idea of someone who can barely see “forgetting” the glasses was completely unreal to me (yeah like she would not realize right away). I tried very hard to turn off brain and just enjoy the cute, but the premise just kept getting more retarded to the point i realized im just getting angry at it so i dropped after 4 episodes. Also, megane girls are worst girls.

• Atelier Ryza Ever Darkness & the Secret Hideout: “Hips: the anime”. The hips go on some adventure or whatever. Animation quality dropped very fast after few good initial episodes. I guess they spent whole budget on the hips and some booba.

• The Most Heretical Last Boss Queen: worse version of the Bakarina animu. It did little more than copy “My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom” except worse in every way. I guess the loli imouto was cute so it was not the worst thing ever, but other than that i did not care one bit for anything that was happening.

• The Gene of AI: It had potential with a pretty cool premise, but the episodes were very hit and miss. Actually, they were usually a miss. And they never even explained what bothered me from the start, why did they even release the humanoids to just live the lifes and fart around? Why make them so they still need robot aides and manwhores? They were supposed to not be able to have kids either, and yet in one episode there is a familiy with humanoid father and human mother so i guess the author forgot about that rule half way through.

• Am I Actually the Strongest?: Complimentary garbage isekai of the season. The loli was cute. So was the dragon loli. Mostly low quality animu, like one would expect, but was ok to watch.

• My Tiny Senpai: Sempai was sort of cute but the animu was rather mediocre at best. I felt like i have watched exactly the same anime as countles times before (Aharen-san, My Senpai is Annoying, Uzaki-chan and so on). But in the end i enjoyed watching it anyway.

• Yohane the Parhelion Sunshine in the Mirror: Very cute girls doing cute things and also singing every now and then. But not too much singing. I enjoyed it. Big part of the charm was the weird magical world. Animation quality was quite good. I wish the best grill (Ruby) had more screen time.

• My Happy Marriage: When i first saw the netflix logo i thought i am making a huge mistake, but the animu was a nice watch. Very heartwarming ending too. It is safe to say Miyo does not need correction, she was already corrected very well. Where can i buy a wife like this?

• Mushoku Tensei S2: >get cucked by a the worst grill >now you cant get it up. MC Should have just went after the elf all along. Overal animu still good, with high budget animation quality and everything. I liked the final episodes with steamy cave elf love.

• Helck: I almost missed it but then anons on imageboards kept talking about it. Started out extremely well and made me wait for the next episode each week. Some funny jokes and cool adventure. I recommend.

• Saint Cecilia and Pastor Lawrence: Doga Kobo did it again, it was 100% AOTS from the first episode to the last. The cute is unmatched. Everything clicked so well together, and unlike in similar animus the interactions did not feel forced or cringe. Everything was drawn so nicely too. Not just the dresses that seijo wore, but even backgrounds had a lot of work put into them. The only downside is that there isnt any more of it.

Okay niggers, its animu season summary time. Here are all the animus i have watched this season in the order of worst to best. I guess i will try not to spoil shit if someone who reads it actually decides to watch.

• KamiKatsu: Working for God in a Godless World Started out slightly funny but got worse and worse with each episode, i regret i did not drop it earlier.

• Summoned to Another World for a Second Time Had a cute jewish loli at the start overal it was very mediocre, not even that fun. Oh and the lion girl was also pretty cool.

• The Legendary Hero Is Dead! Mediocre but slightly fun at times, but i did not dread watching it. Was okay.

• In Another World with My Smartphone S2 Much worse than first season, very disappointed. Barely any fanservice and honestly with 9 wives that they were going for, the best girl barely got any screen time.

• Magical Destroyers Good animation but eh, im not sure what to think about it, was slightly better than okay for the initial episodes. And then tanked like a motherfucker with the ending, ending was absolute shit.

• Konosuba: An Explosion on this Wonderful World! I hoped for more cute Komekko but had barely any Komekko. Was kind of funny but not as funny as OG konosuba. An okay watch. Probably better if you like Megumeme (Aqua still best grill).

• Tengoku Daimakyo Surprisingly great despite being slightly weird and author pushing his obscure fetishes (genderbender rape, ngl was kind of hot). I hope we get s2 to actually finish the story.

• The Idolmaster: Cinderella Girls – U149 Super cute. While i dont usually like idol animus, this one i enjoyed greatly, my #3 this season. PS. The Arisu rain song was awesome.

• Otaku Elf Absolutely cute and very funny and great OP. It got slightly stale towards the end so its only #2. Had potential to be AOTS. Probably the closest this season got to any real CGDCT.

• My Clueless First Friend One of the cutest anime i watched in a good while, AOTS for sure. On the forums anons said its supposed to be aimed at kids, but i never grew up after all. I smiled every time the autist got beet red after receiving silly unintended compliments. A romance done right!

Left to yester now layeth my absence For now ample is fecal substance Only now one findeth reason To anew flaunt his excretion

you have no idea how great our system is it genuinely holds up our economy our corruption system and these zoomers grow up on the internet where everything is sunshine and rainbows, you see and they become police officers and think that anything will be fixed if they reject bribes they don't do anything but harm the government workers wont stop asking me for bribes to let me build a house, right so them batting an eye to me would do more against corruption than fining me they're working with them by being so “righteous” but they don't see the big picture i either bribe the police 50 euro, or the office whores who sign this shit 500 euro it seems that day only comes after i get them fired which contributes more to corruption? the police will just use this to buy food but those higher ups, they'll use it to further bribe their superiors because their superiors know every single thing they did wrong and they're not going to not claim that free money they can extort out of them

I get asked about what kind of hardware i have on midov.pl, so here is the whole list of computers currently hosting the services:

Primary VM server (Kyouko): * OS: Proxmox * Motherboard: B450 TOMAHAWK MAX * CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 3700X * RAM: 64GB * Storage: 2x 1TB SSD drives (zfs mirror), 5x 10TB HDD drives (zraid1) * Network: Built in 1GBit network card + 2port PCIe 10Gbit (LAN) Notes: she is doing her best!

Database server (Hartmann): * OS: Proxmox * Motherboard: MAG B550 TOMAHAWK * CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 5600G * RAM: 64GB * Storage: 2x 2TB NVME Kingston KC2500 (zfs mirror) * Network: Built in 1GBit network card + 2port PCIe 10Gbit (LAN) Notes: postgresql on nvme is the only way to get synapse not to lag

Backups (Yui): * OS: Archlinux * Motherboard: E35M1-M PRO * CPU: AMD E-350 * RAM: 8GB * Storage: 5x 4TB HDD (zraid1) * Network: Single 1GBit Notes: fugg im running out of backup space

Router (Sakamoto): * OS: Debian * Motherboard: M5A99X EVO R2.0 * CPU: AMD FX-8350 (also heats up the room in cold winter nights) * RAM: 64GB * Storage: Some random old 128GB ssd * Network: Built in 1GBit (acts as WAN) + 4port PCIe 10gbit (LAN) Notes: used to be primary (and only) server hosting everything before, now she loves fail2bannig ddos attacks

Email (Midomail) * OS: Raspbian * Raspberry Pi 2 * CPU: ARMv7 Processor rev 5 * RAM: 1GB Notes: does postfix with dovecot and rspamd, has been running same sd card for many years now without any issues, honestly i am surprised myself that its still alive.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all trough the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Barbie was typing in the kitchen with care, Taking skippers laptop and installing proprietary shitware.

Skipper sprung in a flash from the snug in her bed, Grabbing her laptop she scowled at Barbie and said: Ask toolbad? iTunes? Tools of the Jew! I wanted freedom! I wanted Linux GENTOO!

When out on the lawn there arose a surprise! An obese bearded man, with fire in his eyes, Straight trough the window he flew with a wheeze, The smell was unbearable, like stale semen and cheese.

“I'd just like to interject, you thick plastic bitch” “What you are referring to as 'Linux', is in fact, GNU/Linux, a tool to enrich” “Software freedom is the most important freedom of all. You've ruined her laptop, you're lucky I called!”

Stallman clicked his thick fingers and a classroom appeared. “You need re-education” he quipped, “Freedom is here!” “I don't care about freedom”, said Barbie, “I want a working PC” “I'll tell you what you fucking want”, replied Stallman, “Just wait and see!”

“Now gentoo! now, emacs! now git, bash, and lisp! On, glib! On, GNU-Screen!, on Mozilla and PostScript! To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now install! install! Quickly, install!!”

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So proprietary software was cast to the fire, GNU is a place of freedom, to surprise and inspire!

And then, in a twinkling, Stallman was gone, Skippers laptop barely worked, the WiFi-disconnected light shone. How am I supposed to use this? I want my files back! Don't worry said Barbie, We'll get you a Mac.

It was around noon that Midek-chan, a cute loli wearing a white gown and sunhat, disembarked from the school bus and made her way homewards. In her hands she held an aisu-kurimu which, slowly melting in the hot sun, dripped on her hand. With the sudden cold startling her, she snapped out of her daydream and saw a cute neko which meowed at her. Being a cute innocent loli, she followed it behind some houses until she found herself in a dark alley. “Well, well, what do we have here?!”, a raspy voice said, and something grabbed her from behind. It was a fat, dirty rat-faced bastard. The loli screamed for help, but he put his sweaty, reeking hand over her face. Gagging from the stench, she ceased screaming for a moment, before hurling all over the assailant's hand. The hairy man licked his fingers in delight before pulling the loli closer in order to lick her mouth clean as well. The noxious fumes coming from his rotten yellow and black teeth made her pass out. When Midek came to her senses, she found herself smothered by the bulk of the fat man. He had stripped her and now he rubbed his hairy, unwashed body over hers. She started crying and he licked her tears, and then the armpits, going lower and lower, until he made her wince. “Please, not there!”, she pleaded, but he wouldn't listen. He continued licking her despite her protests until a hot stream of pee left the lolis body unintentionally. The rat-man reveled in it and tried to drink it all, rubbing his crotch. The whole scene made him so hard. He put the whole 1.2 inches of his rathood near her face demanding that she “gave it a kiss”. She retched and turned aside, showing her petite brown hole. The Rat jumped at it and started to lick like a madman. “B-but I poop from there!”, Midek yelled, all shocked and perplexed. “Yes, yes. Shit in my mouth! Do it now! Quickly!”, the rat-man commanded and sat her up on his face. He urged her, but with his long reptilian tongue burrowing inside her, she couldn't comply. The fat, greasy bastard got impatient. He was as hard as a canon, and as eager to let loose. He turned her around and forced her head down to his crotch. She gasped and gaged, and just as she retched once more, the rat-man's goo exploded into her throat. Barf and semen dripped from Midek's mouth as she lay limp on the floor... “What the fuck? Am I dead now?”, asked Midek, a fat, greasy man with a ponytail, standing up from the table where he played Dungeons and Maidens with his friend Rat. “Shuddup faggot. It's my story this time.”, the other said. “Oh, I'll show you who's a faggot!”, Midek said, picking up his katana and putting on his red fedora. Rat just smiled and pulled a plastic lightsaber from his trenchcoat. “En garde!” They quoted several anime scenes as they pretended to do battle, but quickly enough – both being fat and ugly incels -they ran out of steam. They sat on a dirty cheeto-stained sofa and started taking off their sweaty clothes. Rat put on a loli hentai and they started masturbating. First each their own, and then they crossed hands. One thing led to another, and they started orally pleasuring each other until Rat farted. Midek turned him around and started licking his hairy, sweaty, smelly anus. Rat moaned with pleasure as Midek started penetrating him, and they took turns on each other throughout the night. In the morning they said their farewells, and quickly logged back into Matrix, lest they missed a racist meme or an opportunity to bully someone. As is their usual, they continued to be homophobic and misogynist towards anyone and everyone, until it was time again for their weekly hangout.

Today i have a sad story, i wake up and i go outside. As a member of the country of canada, i make my weekly donation to BLM LGBT and the goldstein foundation to avoid going to prison for hate speech only to go to mcdonalds and see a bunch of STINKY NIGGERS ROBBING THE MCDONALDS!!!! what the FUCK canada??! This is too far, i know what has to be done so i go back to my log cabin in the canadian wilderness and grab my IEDs. Of course dumb NIGGERS are slow and retarded so when i get back the NIGGERS still are trying to figure out how to open the mcdonald cash register so then yeah i throw some IEDs unabomber style and BTFO these niggers hahahaha NIGGERS EAT SOME JUSTICE HAHAHAHAHA and then nobody saw me no witnesses i leave no witness all must die so then thats done and yeah i leave and police never even got called oh yeah im kinda a genius i just killed some niggers and got away with it oh yeah im the best im a fucking gsnius i got a fcking space alien FUCK YOU CIA HAHAHA

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hi welcome to my new blog here is todays content:

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how to beocme a hacker

hello sirs today i teach how to become hacker god first you have to downlode kali linux iso and you have to installer it

after you do this you need to run the command “apt install cmatrix neofetch” and after this you want to open 2 terminels and run in one cmatrix and in other neofetch

you are now hacker

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This is a test for my blog.

I took this log at 12:33, on 23 April, 2021.

It was two days ago I started eating skyr, and from the very start I knew it would improve the quality of my blog posts. For 3 days I have not shat, but waited for the great moment I would get to feel the pleasure of taking my first skyr-induced dump. As I prepared, bending over and hightening my legs, it was already coming out. The first part was quite normal, but then came the second, which was very similar to a worm, and along with it some smaller, round little parts that were of little significance. After it was all over, I grind the paper against my asshole, and as expected, it was ruined, although I had to wipe less than usual.

09:49 UTC, 10.04.2021

Never before have I imagined that a shit could be so big, yet go out so easily and hastily. It was very dark, but had very little cracks, the first part was very thick, but not very long. The second part was more akin to a big rock. It came out clean, leaving me with no need for toilet paper.

Types of poop

The Ghost Shit The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

The Clean Shit The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

The Wet Shit You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

The Second Wave Shit This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit Also known as “Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit”. You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

The Corn Shit No explanation necessary.

The Lincoln Log Shit The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

The Nororius Drinker Shit The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

The “Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit” Shit The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

The Wet Cheeks Shit Also known as the “Power Dump”. That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

The Liquid Shit That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.

The Mexican Food Shit A class all on its own.

The Crowd Pleaser This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

The Mood Enhancer This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

The Guinness Book Of Records Shit A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

The Aftershock Shit This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.

The “Honeymoon's Over” Shit This is any shit created in the presence of another person.

The Groaner A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

The Floater Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.

The Ranger A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion. The way you usually fix this is by taking the improved standard pose. Begin by tiptoeing, and then lean a little bit forward. If this still fails, try different angles for your legs and your back. If this also fails, then do not push, as it is usually useless and will only damage your colon in the long run. The last resort is to simply wipe it away.

The Phantom Shit This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

The Peek-A-Boo Shit Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

The Bombshell A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.

The Snake Charmer A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position – usually harmless.

The Olympic Shit This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit.

The Back-To-Nature Shit This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit.

Premeditated Shit Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

Shitzopherenia Fear of shitting – can be fatal!

Energizer Vs. Duracell Shit Also known as a “Still Going” shit.

The Power Dump Shit The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.

The Liquid Plumber Shit This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.)

The Spinal Tap Shit The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.

The “I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole” Shit Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

The Porridge Shit The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.

The “I'm Going To Chew My Food Better” Shit When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.

The “I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny” Shit When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

The “What The Hell Died In Here?” Shit Also sometimes referred to as “The Toxic Dump”. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.

The “I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There” Shit Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.